Retreat Soldier!

It's time to GET OFF the "anti-aging" BATTLEFIELD

In the summer of 2016, wrinkle fear hit home.

... My world shrank as I fixated on the creases around my eyes. These weren't just any lines; they were crevices with a life of their ownfanning out like the aggressive spidery legs of something alive and foreign.

My breath hitched as I watched my hand pull away. 'Who is this grandma?' I screamed inside. 'This was supposed to be a mum and son photo!' And just like that, the joy I should have felt was eclipsed by a single, soul-crushing thought: I am old. It was brutal.

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